The Italian Almanac

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A wife had to call in the police to help her fend off the ``insistent` attentions of her 82-year-old Viagra-fuelled husband, a Sicilian daily reported. The Palermo woman, also in her 80s, told officers she was afraid her husband`s heart might give out. Police said the man was ``furious`` when they arrived on the scene and insisted they leave the matter up to him and his wife.

But the woman reportedly told the police: ``So much passion at the age of 82, with all the aches and pains he has, could prove lethal``. The man finally calmed down when some relatives arrived and the police left the case in their hands.